Jokes

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

 When it is apparent.😆

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts.😅


Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired!😁


Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!😞


What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!😈

why did a scarecrow win a award?

because he was outstanding in his field😂


few more jokes on anime.

Why did the Saiyan refuse to eat the green beans?

 Because they were too spicy for his palate!😀

Why did the Jedi refuse to eat the sushi?

 Because it was too fishy for his taste buds!😎

Why did the Dragon Ball refuse to eat the pizza? 

Because it was too cheesy for his taste buds!😛

Why did the Naruto refuse to eat the ice cream?

 Because it was too sweet for his taste buds!😴

Why did the Goku refuse to eat the cake?

 Because it was too rich for his taste buds!😏


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